Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Friday The 13th IV, V & VI Special Editions coming soon.

The inseparable team of Adam Green (Hatchet) and Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2) paired up to chat about The Final Chapter. On A New Beginning expect to hear Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton, of DreadCentral.com, and horror journalist Staci Layne Wilson muster up some love for the Jason-less sequel. And yours truly joined Barton to bestow our appreciation for Jason Lives (my favorite of the series).

So far we have been told that there will be fan commentaries on these discs. Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about that? I talk to fans every fucking day in forums, and there are thousands of pages of people's opinions- very uninteresting to me. What I want is solid cast and crew commentaries. There was a recent Friday The 13th V reunion at Fear Fest- an awesome time to have recorded a cast and crew commentary for that.

I'm sorry, I don't give a damn what Adam Green or Joe Lynch has to say about Friday The 13th seeing their films (Hatchet & Wrong Turn 2 respectively) were absolutely shitty. These people have become celebrities- our answer to fucking David Cronenberg for new millennium horror and it's fucking ridiculous, I think they are no more talented than Eli Roth.

If these discs only have fan commentaries, I will definitely skip them. Paramount, PLEASE put something else worthwhile on these DVDs!