Thursday, April 30, 2009
Crappy movie reviews Thursday: Joseph Clark's Massacre (2002)
Jeff (Joseph Clark) plans a weekend camping trip with his "friends" to help him get away and make sense of his problems, little does he know that the rest of his friends have similar problems. Jeff ends up freaking out (for no reason) and slaughters everyone one at a time. When none of the deaths make sense to him or his last remaining friend he then realizes a terrifying fact as his friend tells him exactly what has been happening.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Crash's most recent Part III.
Check out the rest of the pics here; I think these were made from JDF's clear PTEG blanks. As always, probably the most screen accurate that I have seen ever.
If you want a clear PTEG blank, hit JDF up; his turn-around time is much faster than other people providing the clear blanks and is so worth it!
(edit:
These were not made by JDF's clear blanks, but he still does up some nice ones!)
Friday, April 24, 2009
H2 trailer.
The Weinstein Company went Nazi on YouTube and had every and all H2 trailers removed, however here is a link to one hosted on a foreign server. Still, I think this one looks more promising than the remake, and hopefully it is better. People are still tripping over the fact there will/may be a maskless Myers in this film and that's sort of funny. I do understand the iconicness of the white mask, but at the same time it has been said that he will get another mak by the end of the film so... who gives a fuck? Halloween had an unmasked Myers where his face was shown and this will be no different in that aspect fo fucking get over it already.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Fan Film Friday: The Best Damn Sequel Period.
For the people who are not familiar with Braxtan Films, here's a rundown: they have made the best fan films from day one and continue to this day. Some of their more popular fan films are Friday The 13th: Again!, Freddy Vs The Ghostbusters and Return Of The Ghostbusters. This film-- The Best Damn Sequel Period is certainly not their best, but for first time viewers it really serves a lot of amusement. It's really hard to even comment negatively or positively on it because it is what it is... just a short, funny fan film.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Great David Katims interview.
It's from one of the more old school Friday The 13th websites out there, one of the best of it's day- if not the best. This interview was done up by the one and only Erik Nash.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Fan Film Friday: The Legend Of The Woods
Okay now, you know me-- I tell you like it is when it comes to fan films. This review won't be any different and rest assured I will spare no tears on this pile of dung. Yeah, yeah, I know-- this movie was made by kids, but House Of The Dead was made by a very experienced director... and some people will understand where I am going with this.
This movie starts off with some chode walking backwards in the woods and what do ya know... he walks into Jason... well what supposed to be Jason. The Jason we have in this opus of crap is wearing a red flannel jacket with what seems to be a Styrofoam plate fashioned into a hockey mask. But, let's not forget the awesome chain chilling on Jason's shoulders-- you know, so we know that this is the same Jason from Friday The 13th Part 7. So, he dies and then we cut to some kid and an ex-gangster from the gheto black kid reminiscing about how the town used to be cool... or something.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Friday The 13th 2009 hurdling towards 90 million worldwide!
According to www.boxofficemojo.com here are the figures for Friday The 13th 2009:
Domestic: $64,896,850 72.9%
+ Foreign: $24,112,932 27.1%
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= Worldwide: $89,009,782
If you want to keep up with these totals, HALLOWEENY on the Friday The 13th Forum has been doing daily posts to keep us up to date in this thread. I'd love to see this movie get to $100 million, but let's be honest-- that will never happen. Ninety-million is a good figure, and it passes Rob Zombie's opus of shit-- Halloween quite easily. Take that Rob, you Friday The 13th-hating motherfucker.
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Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Troma to release never before seen Director's Cut of "Combat Shock"!
For fans of Combat Shock, this is a really awesome surprise. Combat Shock has the feel of a VanBebber film with some imagery of Richard Kern's early short films with the devastating atmosphere of movies like Full-Metal Jacket and Jacob's Ladder.
This baby is loaded with never before seen extras like:
- American Nightmares (100 min): Never Before Seen Director's Cut
- 90 minute "Troma Cut" with commentary tracks
- 40 minute making of featurette
- Interview with director Buddy Giovinazzo
And a lot more!
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Fangoria #44: More "A New Beginning" love.
So, since my other Fangoria post featuring "A New Beginning" got so many clicks, here is another issue featuring the gore from the movie. One of the most memorable things of my youth was cracking open these Fangorias and seeing my favorite horror movies' behind the scene and gore pictures way before I was even able to watch the movie. What a tease it was!
Friday, April 3, 2009
Lou Perryman murdered-- sad, sad news.
Horrible, horrible fucking news.
From Shock Til You Drop:
ShockTillYouDrop.com received the news this morning that Texas-born actor Lou Perryman passed away on April 1st.
Fan Film Friday: The Woods
The next shoot was another full day where we shot some key scenes with Jenn and her death, as well as some other scenes with Shawn. All went off without a hitch-- Jenn was a great actor! This really got me excited for things to come. So, we took a few weeks off and I shot a short with both Jenn and Amber called "Help Me" and I was very surprised how great of an actor both Jenn and Amber were.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Before there was Jason there was... Dave Parker?
Pittsburgh Pirates' Dave Parker |